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  • 英文简历的致命错误

    时间2018-08-01 英文简历 我要投稿

      致命的大错

      "finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

      "qualifications: no education or experience."

      "i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

      "my compensation should be at least equal to my age."

      "reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec."

      "fired because i fought for lower pay."

      "size of employer: very tall, probably over 65" .

      "please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

      "reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near."

      "reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia.

      i prefer to elaborate privately."

      打字错误与语法错误

      "here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

      "strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

      "i am a rabid typist."

      "work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

      "after receiving advice from several different angels, i have decided to

      pursue a new line of work."

      "accounting cleric."

      "as indicted, i have over five years of experience analyzing investments."

      "suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."

      "suspected to graduate early next year."

      "disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

      "proven ability to track down and correct erors."

      "accomplishments: oversight of entire department."

      "am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

      "accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school."

      不应有的幽默

      "note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house."

      "assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.)

      "but wait...theres more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

      "i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse."

      "my fortune cookie said, your next interview will result in a job-and i like your company in particular."

      "title: another resume from the profiles in excellence series."

      "also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it."

      "trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks."

      "lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."

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